alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan: BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE. I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
unswaggy: to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”